Check out this trailer for a movie about a huge freaking shark fighting this lame octopus. Octopi are hella smart and can fit through really small things (check this video out!!!) but when it comes to taking on mega-sharks, I'm doubtful. Like really, what you gonna do with slightly more than a half dozen tentacles and some suckers and some small hole escape skills when you're fighting what is basically an aquatic chainsaw? Sharks have row after row of razor sharp teeth and if one of those babies fall out, THE SHARK CAN GROW A NEW ONE. Not even man, the so-called "deadliest game," can regrow their own teeth. So who wins this epic battle of the deep sea behemoths? Let's find out.
Oh bummer, that clip doesn't tell who wins. Well, I just looked at the Wiki page for the movie, which says [SPOILER ALERT], "The two creatures engage in a fierce battle, at the end of which, the octopus strangles the shark after the shark dismembers some of its tentacles, causing it to bleed to death." So I guess they both die? That's lame.
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